My friends, there is one thing that gets in the way of all of us functioning properly: that is emotions. It halts the ferocity of our quests, ruins the strength for the goal, and last but not least: dooms us to a knee-wobbling succumb.
Do not give in to the flubby-wubby inside of you! March on soldier!
You might have the bag, the shoes, and the whole ensemble — but could you be missing one vital accessory? How many of you would dish out the dough for a fabulous designer label water bottle? If you said yes, brace yourself for the latest trend that’s not only fashionable, but health-conscious, too! Jean Paul Gaultier has teamed up with Evian Natural Spring Water to create a limited edition water bottle, available at ShopEvian.com for a modest sum (if you’re really into your water bottles). This release will mark their second annual designer bottle.
Will it be the must-have for all you fashionistas out there? I mean, how many of us actually get our daily-recommended dose of H20? Might as well drink up in style, right?
ASSVERTISING: The practice of wearing pants with a company’s name, logo, mission statement, or other agenda strategically sewn across your rear end. May cause frequent stares of admiration, disbelief, and disgust.
I think it’s safe to say that Juicy Couture started this phenomenon, creating booty billboards everywhere from Los Angeles to Miami and Malaysia…and the assvertising phenomenon just grew from there. First bums were Juicy, then they were Delicious, Bootylicious, and eventually evolved into PINK, Princess, Go Michigan!, you name it. Clearly, they’re meant to be looked at, right? I mean, can men really be blamed for gawking when you’ve got the word “Juicy” scrawled across your backside? And do we care if they do look? When you buy a pair of these pants, aren’t you entering into an unspoken contract that permits all living, breathing males with 20/20 vision to stare at your derriere? Why else would you be wearing them?
What do you guys think about letting your tush serve as a free billboard? Is assvertising a cute concept, or totally uncool? Do you own any assvertisements? Where do you wear them? Do you get stares? And do you mind?
“Haih… you of all people I expect not to be fooled Yana.”
Good boy friend, on my petty life events.
I smiled reading this, because although she was partially mocking me, but at least she knows me well enough to know that in mundane circumstances I know what to do and what not to do. Only this one, it has a little twist.
And she knows well enough what this is about when I replied
“I’m not going to say it. Because I always say the same thing to you, you’ll get bored.”
There’s lots of Twilight merchandise available but all of them are from US. Can anyone buy for me, pleaseee…
You know what I envy about others? Is that they are so fucking sure of what they want. They are not indecisive like I am. They are sure of what they want. Or so they seem to appear.
You know, answering questions objectively. Like me, I’d always answer, “maybe” or, “depends” or, “see lah”.
So yes, I am fucking envious of people who can make their decisions objectively. You know, the direct, “Yes” or “No”.
But with me, it’s a totally different story. And so, I put things on hold. After all, it’s bliss – all these silence. 
