12 Sep 2008 by
angelicdevil
“it’s my heart you’re stealing. it’s my heart you take. it’s my heart you’re dealing with, and it’s my heart you break.”
while i’m supposed to be doing my assignment, i’m blogging instead. this blog thing is not very good influence especially when finals are in TWO FRIGGIN WEEKS! DARN IT!!!
so, i started thinking about this. eat your heart out, love sick doofuses. hah. =)
THE BEST EVER LOVE DECLARATIONS.
1. “i think i’ve fallen in love with you…”
2. “you complete me…”
3. “i fallen completely in love with her/him.” (sounds nicer if it’s a her eh.)
4. “i think i’ll love you even if we never had met.”
5. “God gave me you.”
6. “be my wife?”
7. “have i told you i love you?”
8. “i love that you are the last person i talk to before i sleep at night.”
THE CORNIEST EVER LOVE DECLARATIONS.
1. “life wouldn’t be the same without you.”
2. “i told myself i couldn’t love you. but i did.”
3. “i haven’t lived until i loved you.”
4. “it’s wrong i know, but i can’t stop loving you.”
5. “if loving you is a crime, i’m guilty of it.”
6. “if it’s wrong to love you, my heart just won’t let me be right.”
7. “you had me at hello…”
8. “love is contagious. i caught it from you.” (omg.)
THE WORST EVER WAY TO REACT AFTER A LOVE DECLARATION
1. “uh.. okayyyy…”
2. “but you’re ugly…”
3. “uh. no.”
4. “don’t waste your time, it’s not gonna work.”
5. “i don’t date short guys.”
6. “you’re not good enough. sorry.”
7. “right. okay. thank you.”
8. “*stares blankly* so?”
THE WORST WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED.
1. “get a life.”
2. “do i look like i care?”
3. ” give me a moment to actually pretend i’m interested.”
4. *stare blankly*
5. “can you just go away now?”
6. “stop bothering me!”
7. “NO.”
8. “(*scratches head*) uh…”
hah. the randomness of it all. off to finish up my assignment lah. =) lyana hearts you!