19 Dec 2007 by
angelicdevil 
Husband takes his wife to play her
first game of golf.
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her
first shot right through the window of
the biggest house adjacent to the
course.
The husband cringed, “I warned you to
be careful! Now we’ll have to go up
there, find the owner, apologize and
see how much your lousy drive is going
to cost us.”
So the couple walked up to the house
and knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, “Come on in.” When
they opened the door they saw the
damage that was done: glass was all
over the place, and a broken antique
bottle was lying on its side near the
broken window.
A man reclining on the couch
asked, “Are you the people that broke
my window?”
“Uh…yeah, sir. We’re sure sorry about
that,” the husband replied.
“Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually
I want to thank you. You see, I’m a
genie, and I’ve been trapped in that
bottle for a thousand years. Now that
you’ve released me, I’m allowed to
grant three wishes. I’ll Give you each
one wish, but if you don’t mind, I’ll
keep the last one for myself.”
“Wow, that’s great!” the husband said.
He pondered a moment and blurted out,
“I’d like a million dollars a year for!
the rest of my life.”
“No problem,” said the genie. “You’ve
got it, it’s the least I can do. And
I’ll guarantee you a long, healthy
life!”
“And now you, young lady, what do you
want?” the genie asked.“I’d like to own a gorgeous home
complete with servants in every country
in the world,” she said.
“Consider it done,” the genie
said. “And your homes will always be
safe from fire, burglary and natural
disasters!”
“And now,” the couple asked in
unison, “what’s your wish, genie?”
“Well, since I’ve been trapped in that
bottle and haven’t been with a woman in
more than a thousand years, my wish is
to sleep with your wife.”
The husband looked at his wife and
said, “Gee, honey, you know we both now
have a fortune, and all those houses.
What do you think?”
She mulled it over for a few moments
and said, “You know, you’re right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I
wouldn’t mind, but what about you,
honey?”
“You know I love you sweetheart,” said
the husband.
“I’d do the same for you!” So the genie
and the woman went upstairs where they
spent the rest of the afternoon
enjoying each other. The genie was
insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop
fun, the genie rolled over and looked
directly into her eyes and asked, “How
old are you and your husband?”
“Why, we’re both 35,” she responded
breathlessly.
“Really?! Thirty-five years old and
both of you still believe in genies?”
