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20 Weird facts/things/habits about me

Lazy to come up with something original. So here are 24 weird facts/things/habits about me instead. Yeay memes!

So move along now. Nothing to see here.
1. When it rains, sometimes I have da strongest urge to just walk under it. It’s one of those wannabe-tortured-poet kinda thing. And it’s fun. Plus it could get me sick, so I won’t have to go to claz. Yeay!

2. When I was young I thought every family would have just 1 boy & 1 girl. When they grew up eventually they would marry each other. It scared da shit out of me when I found out dat this wasn’t true & dat I HAD TO MARRY A COMPLETE STRANGER one day.?

3. I hate milk. Every sort of milk is bad for me. Ermm… Not everythin actually. Simply can NOT stand da bitter aftertaste. Yes I am a bad, bad, bad kid!?

4. I sleep with a pillow dat’s been with me eversince I was old enough to make any memories. Mind u, its not a ‘bantal busuk’.

5. I sing everywhere, anytime. Badly. Hehehe…

6. I have a habit of putting one leg up when I’m eating. I only do dis at home, or when I think other people can’t see it. Blame it on my trishaw-pulling, sidewalk-spitting ancestors. Hehehe… just jokin ancestor.?

7. I have itchy hands. I like touching things. It has gotten me into a lot of trouble when I was a kid, because I tend to break a lot of things too. Mum is a little too wary of my destructing tendencies, even till now. “Put dat down! It’s brand new! You might break it!”. Sigh.?

8. I’ve always wanted to get myself into some kinda serious physical injury to warrant a major surgery and a few night’s stay in the hospital. Some kinda sick curiosity thing.

9. I like da smell of joss sticks. My eyes glaze over and it gets me nostalgic. It reminds me of my dad’s kampung, my late granddad…etc.

10. I think I make da worst female ever. I have zero fashion sense. I suck at shopping. I have less than 20 pairs of shoes. Hardly ever wear skirts/dresses, pants ftw. Basically, I suck at all these girly things..?

11. I used to play a lot of computer games. Never really any good at them though, but they were fun. And now I’m movin myself to play PS…hehehe…?

12. You will catch me watching a horror movie… WITH MY EYES CLOSE. Have too much of a vivid imagination and it keeps me awake at night.

13. I love riding on a speeding car with the wind in my face.

14. I can’t swim. I just noe how to paddle like a dog…hehehe…

15. I enjoy doing silly little things like blowing soap bubbles, origami, hand crafts and copy drawings.

16. I played chess. But not anymore. Haven’t touched it in at LEAST 5 years. Dun even noe how to play anymore…hehehe…?

17. I love the smell of baby products. And babies.

18. I’m quite terrified of being alone in the dark. I might appear brave, but I usually ‘fake’ it bcoz of my ego… typical me!

19. I hold my pens weird.?

20. I’m really shy with strangers and I won’t say much the first time we meet. People often mistake that for “lansi”ness. My school peeps says I have a lansi face by default if I don’t smile. Well, thank goodness I smile a lot. Wah. This has been a pleasant self-rediscovery. Well, have a great weekend!

Simply My ABC's….

A is for AGE:
=- will be 20 in May!! So fast -_- …… I am kinda wishing for an awesome 20th besday *sheepishly*. I really would love for it to be special… I have to admit dat I’ve looked forward to my 20th besday since i was a kid…

B is for BOYFRIEND’s name:
=- My Papa : Ian Tam

C is for CAREER:
=- If you are talkin about my FUTURE career, then you are asking da wrong person coz I have no freakin idea of what i want to do with my life. Hopefully da fog will clear up soon.

D is for DAD’s name:
=- Da name is Ja’afar

E is for ESSENTIAL item to bring on an airplane:
=- hmm… some munchies, my make up, my perfume, my facial stuff, hmm… and stuff
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F is for FAVORITE song at the moment:
=- ‘I will learn to love again’ by Kaci

G is for GIRLFRIENDS:
=- Hurm… I’m not really close with my girlfriends

H is for HOMETOWN:
=- Har? Means like what? Where I grew up? Then its Subang Jaya… Born in johor Bharu.

I is for INSTRUMENTS you play:
=- Hurm.. I’m still learnin on how to play da guitar

J is for JAM or JELLY you like:
=- Hmmm… All jelly taste da same… I cant stand jam…

K is for KIDS:
=- Cant wait to be a mummy… hehe… I want 2 ideally… one boy & one girl… If possible TWIN but we’ll never know where da future will bring us.

L is for LIVING arrangements:
=- Im not so much a planner…

M is for MOM’s name:
=- Da name is Salmiah

N is for NAME of your best friend(s):
=- Best friend? I have none… Friends? I do … *winks*

O is for OVERNIGHT hospital stay:
=- Yeah, when I was born… hehehe…

P is for PHOBIA[s]:
=- Being backstabbed by friends… It has happened so many times its just disconcerting… and not to mention disappointing & losing da one I love…

Q is for QUOTE you hate/like:
=- I like those dat I’ve made up… I dun care if it already exist because i have never seen it….so there… *smug* “False Friends Are Like Falling Leaves; Meaningless and Abundant” and “Paradox of Reality: An Opportunity In Every Difficulty” …… these are two quotes that i firmly believe in….there are just too fake firends who befirend you just to use you…. and its always good to be optimistic.. coz with every “down”, there will be an “up” …… keep your chin up & face every difficulty… and you will win.

R is for RELATIONSHIP that lasted the longest:
=- My ex-bf which I dunno how I can stand for 1 year 4 month…

S is for SINGER(s) you like most:
=- Hurm… There’s too many random singer dat I like to be list down here…

T is for TIME you woke up today:
=- 8.12am… Have to help my mum with da house chores & cookin…

U is for UNIQUE trait:
=- I can be very straight-forward and direct…? But i am nowhere near cold-hearted… I am a very enthusiastic person…

V is for VEGETABLE you love:
=- Hmmm… anything other than celery I guess… i’m not a very picky eater…

W is for WORST habit:
=- Having a short fuse with stupid people… Oh, and i think my habits are too animated when i talk…?

X is for X-RAYS you’ve had:
=- A few times… 1 for my fructured ankel & another 1 for appendix… hehehe…

Y is for YUMMY food you make/bake:
=- well… I’m a good cook… Need i say more?

Z is for ZODIAC sign:
=- TAURUS…

PMS-ing (STAY AWAY!)

Look here you neandarthalic buffoons!?

When a girl is PMS-ing it does NOT mean that she is fucking bleeding already OKAY.?

Let me break it down for you now morons!?

P = PRE = earlier than. Prior to. Before. in advance = NOT YET.?

M = MENSTRUAL = relating to menstruation. pertaining menses = BLEED. BLOOD.?

S = SYNDROME = a group of symptoms = DO I REALLY NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS??

Most common Pre Menstrual Symptoms include:
* Weight gain from premenstrual water retention
* Abdominal bloating
* Breast tenderness
* Stress or anxiety
* Depression
* Crying spells
* Mood swings, irritability or anger
* Appetite changes and food cravings
* Trouble falling asleep (insomnia)
* Joint or muscle pain
* Headache
* Fatigue (medical)
* Acne
* Trouble concentrating
* Wanting to be alone
* Body temperature increase
* Worsening of existing skin disorders, and respiratory (eg, allergies, infection) or eye eg, visual disturbances, conjunctivitis) problems?

Have been experiencing 14 of the above syndromes since last night OMGCANDIE!?

Do NOT have patience now to explain any further.?

Wikipedia is your best friend —> click!?

Argh!!! I can feel an aneurysm forming in my JUGULAR.?

Must. Resist. Biting. Heads.?

Must. Not. Let. Stupid. Idiots. Piss. Me. O….?

ARGHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!?

HULKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!?

*EATS A BABY. KICKS A FAWN. TEARS A CHILD’S HANDMADE CARD INTO PIECES. SETS FIRE ONTO LAVENDER FIELDS. CHOPS 250 YEAR OLD TREE DOWN. EATS A PANDA. CRUSHES HEADS OF SQUIRRELS. DEMOLISHES A HERITAGE BUILDING. STOMPS ON THE PARLIMENT. EATS SIX MORE ENDANGERED ANIMALS!*

Val's Day Shoppin

ARGH!!!
My comp is in a vegetative state now. It keeps on restartin ever now and then. STUPID SPYWARE!!! Those motherfuckers have nothin better to do after they are done with da meals. Go around creatin such shits. Bloody hell… May god bless you in hell & may you get burnt alive. *haha…evil laugh*

Phew!….
Enough if cursing for now. I should control be cursin habit…hehehe…. Back to my dramas. Finally home after staying at papa’s place. Had fun staying over at his place. I could bully him to the max. I ain’t evil ya know? I’m just playin around with him. There’s no real bullying occurred (even though he insisted it happened). Papa was being sweet to me throughout my stay at his place (he has to or I’ll start with my so-call break-up scene AGAIN). Undivided attention & constant care…I’m so loved! Love you loads papa.

I wanna have loads of fun without having to worry bout anythin but i will still have to worry about everything even when i wish i shouldn’t worry. I’m still worried about that ‘thing’ even though it’s supposed to be over, i still think that it’s still there. whatever la. I’m sick of worrying my ass bout it again.

And speakin about fun, I went to Alamanda on 12th Feb with papa & Jimmy. Went there to help our poor fren Jimmy to find a cute small box for a ‘pet-plant’ dat he plan to give to his crush, Fara. Unfortunately, we slack of and bought other stuff for her. Hehehe…

Me and papa didn’t plan to shop nor buy anything but to my surprise, papa decided to buy me a cute white teddy bear for Valentine. It was early but it doesn’t matter. I luv da teddy bear so much dat I even bought it a cute paper bag to put it in instead of those yellowish Parkson plastic bag.